8種「管不住下半身」女生在愛情路上總會遇到的「渣男」類型

1. 樂隊主唱。   他有長長的頭髮,會唱情歌,但他也是世界上最無情的渣男之一,就如有梅毒的加工廠。   2. Tinder渣男。   「想坐在我的臉上嗎?」一來就直接約炮,連普通的哈囉也懶得說。 廣告1   3. 炮友渣男。   「所以,我們現在是什麼關係?」「噓…別毀掉它

April 27, 2017
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1. 樂隊主唱。

Just because he has long hair and sings about love doesn't mean he's not one of the world's most relentless fuckboys. He’s like a groupie processing plant. Probably has syphilis.
 
他有長長的頭髮,會唱情歌,但他也是世界上最無情的渣男之一,就如有梅毒的加工廠。

 

2. Tinder渣男。

Just a string of repellent messages, and if you're really unlucky one extremely short, gropey date.
 
「想坐在我的臉上嗎?」一來就直接約炮,連普通的哈囉也懶得說。
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3. 炮友渣男。

“Let’s not put a label on it”, he says, kissing your stomach, and heading south. Translation: I’m living like a polyamorous medieval king with zero responsibility, and I like it that way.
 
「所以,我們現在是什麼關係?」「噓…別毀掉它。」總是迴避兩人是什麼關係,然後親吻你的胃,一路向南。翻譯:我現在就像中世紀國王一樣,沒有責任,我喜歡這樣的生活。

 

4. 無恥渣男。

He's gorgeous, and he knows it. He ploughs through women like a combine harvester. For some messed-up reason there’s a little bit of your brain saying, You can change him. But of course you can’t. OF COURSE you can’t.
 
他不介意讓其他人知道他每天床伴都不同的多姿多彩生活,你以為你也許可以改變他,但當然不能。
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5. 感性作家。

A fuckboy in camouflage. He lends you his favourite book, he’s smart, he's thoughtful. He writes you a poem. Oh, and he’s sexting another girl the whole time.
 
很會偽裝的渣男。他聰明細心,會借你看他最愛的書,但其實同時跟其他女生有性關係。(TEEPR小編想起樂團「極品下流少女」的主唱川穀繪音…他也符合第一項!)

 

6. 女權主義者。

He was brought up by his mum, and he has three sisters. He was genuinely upset when Hillary lost the election, and made a big thing about going on the women’s march. One small thing, though… He can’t keep his dick in his pants.
 
「女性只是想玩樂!」他從小由母親照顧,有三個姐妹,當希拉蕊落敗時,他很失望,也會去遊行爭取女性權益…但他卻管不住自己的下半身。

 

7. 雙面人。

He tricked you with his nice guy demeanor.
 
一開始他展現出好男人的風度,但睡完之後…「我們沒有說過在一起對不對?」

 

8. 「狗狗吃了我的功課」謊言渣男。

'Sorry, babe, I was at my mum's,' 'I had to work last minute,' etc., etc. He's got 1,001 excuses for why he keeps letting you down, and unfortunately none of them are the truth: that he's a fuckboy of the highest order.
 
「我發誓,我真的看不到你訊息。」總是會有一大堆藉口和謊言,不斷讓你失望,是一個高階的渣男。

來源:Buzzfeed

大家覺得還有哪些類型的渣男很常見嗎?

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